shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

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(Source: loveboosh, via mr-derp-herpin)

obesitycore:

oh my goD I JUST DOWNLOADED THIS PROGRAM TO CONVERT A FILE AND THIS IS THE HELP MENU ON THE PROGRAM???

obesitycore:

oh my goD I JUST DOWNLOADED THIS PROGRAM TO CONVERT A FILE AND THIS IS THE HELP MENU ON THE PROGRAM???

(via mr-derp-herpin)

(Source: drug-rug, via juliasegal)

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queenanalcy:

I WAS WATCHING ARTHUR AND DW SEES HIS PENIS IM CRYING

(via rocketskipper)

ta-ble:

couldn’t afford a blanket 

ta-ble:

couldn’t afford a blanket 

(via snarfalarkus)

ierobrows:

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

(Source: sombriero, via procrastinatingftw)

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I feel it too, man. I feel it too.

I feel it too, man. I feel it too.

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